Mommy's on a diet!

Zachary: Hey Dad when are we going to take my old clothes to Goodwill?

Robert: I don't know probably on Saturday.

Zachary: Well why do all my clothes always shrink?

Robert: They don't buddy, you are just getting bigger.

Robert
& me: Except if you are Mom then they really do shrink.


It's true my clothes are the only ones in this household that shrink and that is why I am on a diet now.